New issue
No country put me on a banknote. So I printed my own.
The Dad, Look Reserve issues one note: one million, with the author on it. It buys exactly one thing.
The Dad, Look Reserve
1M
1M
One Million
This note is good for one book and nothing else
Governor of the Reserve
DL 00000001
DL 00000001
Not legal tender
0 notes printed. Total value on paper: $0. Books bought with them: 0.
Security features
- PortraitThe author, engraved. He was asked to look trustworthy. This is that.
- WatermarkHold the note up to the light to see the author again, slightly fainter.
- MicroprintAlong the border, in tiny letters: "please buy my book", repeated.
- Serial numberEvery note has its own. None of them can be spent.
- SignatureSigned by the Governor of the Reserve, who is also the author.
- ValueExactly one book. Never more, never less. Inflation: 0%.
Exchange rates
| You have | You get |
|---|---|
| 1 Dad, Look Million | 1 book |
| 1 Dad, Look Million | 0 anything else |
| 1 Dad, Look Million | 100,000 of the highest offer so far ($10) |
| 1 Dad, Look Million | Beers and chocolates (included) |
Rates fixed since the day the book was printed. The Reserve has never changed them and never will.
Accepted at
dad-look.com
Not accepted at
Everywhere else